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Wednesday, February 28, 2023
In Baghdad...
"Haha, Hassan! Fear not the pommy bastards! We'll wipe them out with our new SECRET WEAPON: The British rail service."
Death of a blog
It is reasuring somehow to know exactly when you will die. But it becomes extremely stressful as you try to squeeze as much sex as you can within the time left. Haha. I'm not going to die. It's the blog. In about four months, my visa runs out and I have to return to Asia.
After which I suspect this blog will take a really depressing turn. Asia
is a very pretty place but if you try to get anything done, it is a real
pisser. So July 1 will be the last day that I post on this blog. But what I would really like to do is get a job as an internet
consultant or ad agency account planner in the States. That's where my
services are really needed. C'mon, it's not as if I'll be mooching off the economy. You guys really need me. There are probably less than 100 people spread throughout the USA who are experts in consumer behaviour, internet behaviour, viral marketing, mass media advertising, marketing and balancing a spoon on the nose.
Tuesday, February 27, 2023
To cap the argument regarding Blogger's
disappointing performance, I'll say this:
A lot of Pyra's problems right now stems from not having enough money
to buy better equipment and people to stand around and push buttons.
Suffice to say Blogger needs dough to keep it running smoothly. And there is absolutely no good reason why Pyra can't get the dough.
They have a proven product which isn't location-specific, with a loyal
customer base and thousands of users around the world. A lot of new
companies don't start with those advantages. What more could you ask
for?! Hell, if I was Pyra's business manager, I'd have it rolling in $1.2
million of seed money within 4 months. And take it IPO within another
three. With a product like that ANY idiot could have it rolling in dough.
Which is why I still believe Ev IS worse than an idiot. Because he hasn't
got a business consultant yet. Shit, they must be paving the footpath for
three blocks out his office by now. What the hell is he doing? C'mon Ev. Hire me as a consultant now! I'm a slightly-better-than-idiot
business and communications manager. I'll hand over a kick-ass business
plan within a month. And we'll take Blogger places. (And to all the people who say it can't be done, fuck you. Lemme see YOU get off your fat ass, get a decent idea for a dotcom and write a business plan. My ass ain't fat, but hey two out of three ain't bad.)
Content creation
Here are some of the online tools I use and to whose creators I am absolutely grateful. iStockphoto - Royalty-free
photo catalog. High quality. A wide range. Hundreds to choose from. Not
all of them have watermarks. Damn. When my iMac blew last week, I thought I would never be able to create websites again. Woo-hoo! I'm back. It's reeeeaaaally slow, but at least I'm back.
Monday, February 26, 2023
The case of the disappearing
photo
Erm... is the photo in the Rankpeople.com box disappearing for you too?
Can anybody say Greymatter?
Blogger has held my blog-blog-blogging happiness as hostage for the last time. I will be actively seeking to learn everything I can about Perl, PHP and Unix systems in order to use Greymatter or another as-yet-unnamed-and-under-beta software I was introduced to just yesterday. It's at use at Blognation.
It's my birthday
They don't write, they don't call... sheeesh.
Saturday, February 24, 2023
New job
Need some real work? Try Adultstaffing.com.
Friday, February 23, 2023
Recorded today
"Can I tell you something," I beckon to her. She leans toward me. "I hope you don't find this too forward of me," I said, "but I think
your ass looks really good in those jeans." It was 8am. We were in the computer lab. She was the cleaning lady. And I hadn't slept in over 24 hours.
Hmmm...
Make your own boy band complete with first single and lyrics. I also found this photographer's blog. Pretty decent stuff. I only wish that he would make use of his blog like a photographer's notebook and jot down what aperture setting and equipment (filters, lenses etc) that he uses for each shot. As an amateur photographer I'd be really interested to know.
Sharmila
Or Sharm as we all called her. She was the topic of a phone call I made to Singapore yesterday. Sharm is a tall and stunning girl with whom I attended Ngee Ann
Polytechnic in Singapore during the early 1990s. Like myself she was a
restless spirit. She sought out her answers by traveling and shifting from
job to job. At one time she was a writer for a woman's magazine, another
an advertising executive and one time she got a job as a dancer for a
Spanish band at a club she frequented. As a symptom of her restlessness, she also tried out boyfriends from
virtually every country in the world. Most of them were either from South
America or Europe. She would rave about each new guy to me before turning
around to introduce me to the next one. Sharm came very close to getting
married once. But if you knew her like I did, you wouldn't believe for a
second that she'd go through with it. I was actually quite relieved when
she didn't. The poor guy got circumcised (she's Muslim) and went through
umpteenth rituals before she called it off. We were close for a while. She would take me (more like drag me) to
every club she went. And tried to introduce me to all her girlfriends. But
I managed to resist every single time. I too couldn't believe that life in
Singapore was all there was. A Singaporean's life basically consists of
graduating from university, getting a job, getting married, buying a car,
buying a house and having exactly two children because the government
decreed that housing was running out on the tiny island. Eventually we went our separate ways. The last time I saw her she was
going off on an extended trip around Europe with her latest boyfriend, a
German guy. As she left, I could see the growing anxiety in her eyes as
she became desperately cynical and bored. I couldn't accommodate her any
more than I could accommodate the growing anxiety in myself. A short while
later, I was off to Malaysia chasing the promise of a job at the local
branch of the New York ad agency BBDO. I missed her terribly. I thought about calling several times in those
seven years. But I was afraid to find her in the same circumstances,
reflecting my own fears for myself. Time and distance have since made me more self-confident and so
yesterday I made the call to the flat in which she lived with her aged
mother and the rest of her immediate family. I had made a similar call several months ago and I think her mother
picked up the phone. The call was very short and it ended with her
answering my query into Sharm's whereabouts with a terse "Brussels!"
before hanging up. With much hope, I wrote a postcard to Singapore
immediately with my email address and house address, asking Sharm to get
in contact with me if she was still in Europe. I waited and it seemed the postcard never reached her. So luckily in my second attempt, her sister-in-law received the call.
She promised that Sharm called home very regularly and she would pass on
my message. With a bit more luck, I'll be able to see Sharm again soon.
Free nude pics
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Thursday, February 22, 2023
No wonder...
... I light up like Rudolph's nose whenever I consume a drop of alcohol. I, like "50 percent of Asians", could have "an abnormal aldehyde dehydrogenase enzyme". The WebMD article supposes that there isn't any measure to block the reaction. Haha. Of course there is. It's a serum known pharmaco-logically as "Moralcohol".
Nothing to report
Just playing around with some javascripts I got from Dynamicdrive.com.
Monday, February 19, 2023
Moved the blog
If you're reading this on Monday, then you're probably a regular. Because only those who use the timyang.com domain address are able to read this blog. Blogspot has gone belly up. And with it my regular blog address. I'm not terribly keen on having the blog permanently on Geocities mainly because all the webrings and blog directories are pointed to the Blogspotty site.
The rain in Spain stays mainly over
Bournemouth
Loren sent a URL to the Spanish internet portal Terra.es. It had features on how to hand-in a dissertation in five minutes, how to become an adult and how to stop being a self-flagelating misanthrope. If only I knew how to read Spanish. Terra.es also has a feature on the Ms Espana 2001 contest. My money
is of course on Ms Ciudad
Real because there's nothing I hate more on a beauty queen than fake
ciudads. To borrow a phrase from my cousin Ah Kow, "Haha. Me make fanny!"
Sunday, February 18, 2023
In other news...
My iMac died. The hard disk got corrupted from lack of optimisation. I now have to shell out £69 for a copy of Norton Utilities. It won't arrive till Tuesday. Damn. In Malaysia, you can get a pirated copy for £2. Those bastards in software companies are killing everyone. When I get back to Malaysia, I have to start a pirated software export business.
Another uncharacteristically-short
note
I'm in denial over my dissertation. I don't know whether I have an extension or not. And I'm too afraid to
ask. None of the advisors have mentioned anything to me. Every one is
pretending that I still have a chance of handing it in on time. That leaves me in the limbo of deciding whether my priorities lie with
trying to graduate or just trying to learn as much as I can about
marketing while I still have full library access and borrowing privileges.
Just thought you ought to know. On the other hand, my evvviiiiiiiiiilll
plan of justifying an extension on the grounds of insanity is about to
come into fruition. The student counsellor has indicated her intention of
writing a note to the school administration. That ought to be worth a few
extra months. Speaking of the library, I've just spotted several holes in the
security that will allow me to steal several very expensive and bloody
useful books before I leave school. It requires two people -- one as a red
herring and one to walk out with the goods... See? Education is not wasted
on me. (Damn. This was supposed to be a short note... what the hell happened?)
Saturday, February 17, 2023
Wanna see something strange?
Just have enough time today to jot this note: Pyra hasn't updated its directory of last updated blogs since 5 Feb. And guess who's been stuck at the top of the list?
Angry Monkey questions
My name Ah Kow. I Tim cousin come China. I learn Engrish, good yes? This number one time I on inner nit. Cousin Tim tell me give answer for fanny writing. He busy busy very. I happy gift. I now answer Angry Monkey. Haha. You monkey, I Jane. Haha. I make fanny, good yes? 1. To get respect, can you just jump up and down, or do you require
the use of a pointy stick? 2. How far can you fling your poo? If more than 10 meters, what
technique do you use? 3. What mating call do you use? 4. Does mating call ever exceed 110 decibals? 5. Two parter question. Are you the alpha male or the beta
male? 6. If the alpha male: how many young have you fathered? If the beta
male, how often do you masturbate? 7. What kind of grub is your favorite? 8. When confronted with a leopard, do you scream and throw grass,
run up a tree, or quickly get eaten? 9. Which is sexier, lice or ticks? 10. From what distance can you spot parasites on a femaleâs
hide? Ah Kow no forget. Cousin Tim say everreaday baddy go see Janice blog. Ah Kow mammary good, yes?
Friday, February 16, 2023
Present
I was happy to receive an express package from Singapore today. Thanks Janice. Mmmmmm. Sooooiiillled. Just the way I like them.
Thursday, February 15, 2023
Janice's questions
Thanks Janice for sending me your questions. I had fun answering them! 1. Why do you want to make horses jealous? "Bambi": Look there's a horse! (Swoosh go the clothes) Me: That's it. I'm not bringing any more dates to the zoo.
Click for larger picture. 2. What is your favourite font? 3. What is your favourite flavour of ice cream? 4. If you had to eat one dish/food for a week, what would it
be? 5. If you were walking down an everyday pavement and saw a ten-cent
coin, would you pick it up? 6. 42? 7. Do you like it when people type nonsensical questions here for
the sake of maybe-getting-their-blog advertised? 8. If you were going to live on a desert island with, surprisingly
enough, a phone line and a power source, what one electrical appliance
will you bring? (Computers are assumed to come with modems and a service
provider, etc.) 9. Do you watch scary movies late at night, alone, with popcorn?
Neither do I. 10. Do you think I could have done better with the questions? Well
Iâm sorry, itâs late and Iâm not exactly the most creative person in the
world, you know.
Sorry I couldn't text back Conny, Alex. My
mobile doesn't allow international calls!
Thanks Kate! Luvs x x x x x x x x x x x x x x
x x x x x x x
Wednesday, February 14, 2023
Conny's question
Valentine's Day is the one day a year when I try not to be so self-absorbed that I forget about the other people in my life. Yeah, I know you're supposed to do the same on Christmas Day, Father's Day and Mother's Day. But I'm not about to get laid by Santa Claus or my parents. So I'll answer one of Conny's
questions that she sent me a while back. (I'll get round to the rest
around... around... soon. All the questions you asked require really
really long-winded answers.) The question seemed the most appropriate for
this occasion. 1. Tell me about the person who influenced your life the most (not
including your family). There was one teacher called Ms Louis who stood out from the rest. She
was smart and very very clever. For all I knew she could have been
educated in Oxford or Cambridge because she had that public school accent
and bearing. But the thing that really intrigued me was that she didn't
take shit from me. She matched me one on one. There were some occasions
when I could look into her eyes and see she was about to break and then I
held back. That's about as much respect as I gave anybody back then. She taught literature. And I paid attention. We did "Macbeth",
"Wuthering Heights" and "Cry, the Beloved Country". I learned to analyse
text and subtext and how to use my brain. For once in my life, I listened.
And I learned. The last time I saw Ms Louis was soon after she started a school
magazine (I became the photographer). She was very outspoken about the use
of school resources to benefit the learning of the students rather than to
prettify the surroundings. Eventually, she became so unpopular with the
other teachers and with the principal, they managed to get her transfered.
In typical Ms Louis fashion, she resigned. I later learned that she married a beau and moved to London. A few
years ago I got her address and wrote her a letter to thank her. In that
letter I told her what I'd never told anybody before. I wrote about how
much her classes changed my life and how much I admired her. She never
replied. When I came to the UK I found out why. She didn't live there anymore
and the landlady couldn't find her forwarding address. So here's my valentine's to you, Ms Louis (I'll always call her Ms Louis, even though she's married). Wherever you are, may you always inspire. And always kick ass.
Dave's questions
These are the questions Dave posed to me recently. Thanks Dave! 1. Hi Tim. Youâve lived in many different countries. Do you have a
favorite one? 2. Why is it your favorite? You can buy anything for money there. Drugs, women, pirated software,
alcohol, hardcore porn and the police. And they all come cheap. You just
have to love a city that inspite of all its short-comings maintains a
fundamentalist religious force called the Syariah Polis which takes upon
itself the task of busting wayward Muslims whose numbers make up
two-thirds of the population and are all offenders of at least half of the
tenets of the Prophet Mohammad. Here's an example of how effective they
are. A few years ago, a small group of Syariah Polis arrived at a
well-publicised beauty contest held in a club in which many of the
contestants were Muslim women. Then they waited till AFTER the skimpy
swimsuit contest to arrest (get this) only the women. The faces of the men
at the contest were not even allowed to be shown in the media because they
were (get this) family men with responsiblities. Kuala Lumpur is to humourists what Dan Quayle is to... urm...
humourists. But if you stay too long, itâll become so funny youâll choke
to death from the fits of spasm. 3. Have you ever been to the USA? 4. If you have visited (or lived in) the USA, did you enjoy
it? 5. Do you agree with the following statement: Frank Sinatra is/was
the greatest entertainer in modern history? 6. Did you cry when Frank Sinatra passed away? 7. Do you enjoy the music of Mel Torme? 8. What is your favourite aspect of living in SW England (weather,
culture accents, etc)? (If you are a woman, feminist or live in San Francisco, send all
complaints to Tim.) 9. Why is my webpage not as interesting (or interactive) as
yours? 10. When are you going to settle down with a nice girl, move into a
white-picket-fence house, and have kids?
Sunday, February 11, 2023
Look! Look! Look!
Mmmm... SLR digital camera with swivel LCD... mmmmm. $322. Doh! (oops... there goes the load time again...)
Saturday, February 10, 2023
More tweaking
Halved the load time of this site according to the Website Garage diagnostic from 28sec to 14sec for 56k connections. And this despite adding more content: the daily jokes and the daily horoscope. I rule! :-)
Fight tournament
My trainer, Sert, invited me to attend a Birmingham muay thai tournament in March. I was flattered but I had to turn him down because the date is just a day before my dissertation is about to be handed in. I won't be in prime shape by that time either since I'll be spending more time reading and writing instead of fight-training. I've promised myself that one of these days I will have to fight in
Europe. It will be a cinch. I have two advantages over all the fighters in
Europe in my weight category (130lbs training weight, 120lbs fighting
weight). I'm 5'11" whereas European fighters at 120lbs will be 5'6". That means
I have better reach and I can smash my elbow into their craniums,
collar-bones and shoulder bones whereas they won't be able to do the same
to me. I have a natural 3% body-fat-to-mass ratio whereas European diets
result in their fighters having a 8-10% fat ratio. That means I can pack
more muscle into my fighting weight. It will be a David vs Goliath thing.
And for once in my life I get to be Goliath! Heheheh. I also have a psychological advantage. All the fighters I go up against
will think I'm Thai -- the best muay thai fighters in the world. (Sert is
the only Thai I know and having him as my trainer will add to the
illusion.) Fighting in Europe will be so sweeeeeettt!
Friday, February 09, 2023
I've got a new domain
This blog can now be accessed at timyang.com. Had to pay %^&!!! Namezero $30 for the privilege or else they were going to sell it to some other %^&%^$%!!! Tim Yang. I'm also working on moving the blog to my Geocities account so that the
advertising won't show any more. But I think I'm getting rather fond of
the ad-bar actually. My new website design was going to take it into
account and make it a feature of the site :-) Me and my kooky design
ideas. I've also found this strange
blog. I've got a funny feeling I shouldn't be looking at this blog on
the university computer... Besides which,
For those who came late...
There has been a rather interesting discussion in my Blogvoices. It actually stems from a post in Alexis' blog a couple of weeks back in which he posts an entry regarding his wifely relations. It became a source of contention between his wife and he when some
readers contacted her about it. Anyway, he phrases it better on his blog.
What I really want to say is that he doesn't really mean that Americans
are stupid. Hahaha. What a kidder! Or that kids are annoying. Hahaha. He
just likes to yank people's chains. Well, that's Alexis for you. A barrel
of laughs every time! Hahaha. So everybody, you can put those stones down now. Niiiiccceeee and slooooowwww. Gently. Gently. Thaaaaaatttt'ssss gooooooodddd. You too, sir. That's a really smart-looking firearm. Could I see that please? Hand it over. Thaaaaaankkk youuuuuu.
Thursday, February 08, 2023
Questions from Julie
Thanks for the questions, Julie. I had fun! (BTW, could you let me know what the address of your blog is.) Anyways, here are those answers you wanted :-) 1. If you could be any animal, what would it be? 2. Why would you be that animal? 3. What do you find the most annoying sound? 4. Do you hum along to elevator music? Ahem. Ah-ah-ahem. Ah-ah-ahem-HACK-HACK-COUGH-COUGH-MORE-HACKING-PTWEEEEE... (Er.. sorry. Furball.) Now where was I? Ah yes... The concept of elevator music
goes back to the 1920s when Colonel George
Squier started the Muzak
Company to create background music that might induce more productivity
in factory workers. This formula-mastered
music was nicknamed muzak
after Squier's studio. When the elevator was invented, Colonel Squierâs invention was used to
calm the fears of elevator riders about the safety of elevators while they
rode it. Hence the name ãelevator musicä. The thing is, Colonel Squier and
I share a fondness for the compositions of George and Ira Gershwin. So if an elevator is playing a muzak adaptation of the Gershwin
songbook, like "Let's
Call the Whole Thing Off" or "Someone
to Watch Over Me", I might actually hum. Then again, I might also play
air guitar and scream, ãYOU DA MAN, IRA!ä or ãROCK ON, GEORGE!ä The moral
of the story is: donât ride elevators with me if you embarrass easily.
5. If you were one of the three wise monkeys, which would you
be? 6. Whatâs your biggest fear? 7. What attracts you to a female? 8. No seriously, what attracts you to a female? 9. If the world ended tomorrow, what would you like to be
doing? 10. Out of these things, which would you like to be: Respected,
Loved, Feared or Worshipped?
Wednesday, February 07, 2023
Updated bio
Placed both the copywriter and account planner editions of my resume in .pdf and .html format on my bio page. What can I say? I'm schizophrenic. Now that's the epitome of wanton hope, isn't it? That anybody would want to hire me after reading this blog. :-)
Questions from Mitch
Thanks to dedicated reader Mitch who posted these questions to me. Thanks, Mitch! I had fun. 1. Why do you blog? 2. Do you censor yourself when you blog? Haha. No, seriously. What I do isnât so much censorship as it is editing. I often begin
writing with a particular message, mood or a reflection of myself that I
want to communicate. After I post, I could spend as much as 30 minutes
reading, re-reading, correcting badly-turned phrases, grammatical errors
and spelling mistakes. Iâll edit as much as any half-decent writer in
order to succinctly communicate the exact meaning and mood that I want to
convey to my audience. Of course, if I left the kinds of mistakes in my publications as a
copywriter as I do on my blog, I would probably lose my job. Which is why
yesterday I opened a duplicate but private blog which will allow me to
edit new material in a simulated environment before posting on this blog.
So from now on you'll only see the final edition, not the
work-in-progress. 3. Is it normal to see the moon in the day? 4. Who reads your blog? If you do, youâll notice that many of the readers are Mac-users. I
maintain an avatar named Worg on a multi-player online role-playing game
(MORPG) called Clan
Lord that is currently only available on Macs. I know Alex, Conny,
James, Alexis and Donna from there. And the others have arrived at this
blog much like yourself, quite by accident, like sooooo many lemmings.
5. Do you hide your blog from anyone? 6. Do you floss? If not, why not? 7. Do you point anyone in particular to your blog? 8. Do you send messages to friends by way of your blog? 9. Any opinion on ÎLifehouseâ? 10. Is it snowing where you are?
Tuesday, February 06, 2023
Terrible news
Have you heard the terrible news? A BBC news report published the story that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman have split without printing Nicole's telephone number. Journalism has gone to the dogs, I tells ya.
Questions from Starfruit
Iâd like to thank Starfruit for visiting the blog and for giving me the opportunity to answer these questions. I had fun. 1. Do you eat your desert first? 2. What is the most romantic thing youâve ever done? Haha. No, seriously. Iâll explain. During childhood, I had to kill every ounce of any
ability to feel love or affection within me in order to survive those
years with my sanity intact. It sounds like a drastic measure, but it was
either that or actually facing up to my problems and resolving them. What
can I say? When youâre six years old, youâve got shit for brains. On a consolation note, I did once pursue a girl for several years
unrelentlessly. For three whole years, I refused to give up on her until
one day we did go out on our first date. I managed that by dropping vague
hints to her best friend until her best friend got so fed-up that she
asked her out for me. Works every time. 3. Are you prompt? 4. What is your dream job? Currently, Iâm working with a team of experienced business consultants
to raise money for a pure play dotcom concept I have. The development team
is ready and the business plan is printed. The only things I can tell you
are that it is a holistic concept bringing together trends in consumer
behaviour and internet use. It also deals in part with Macintosh
retailing. So you would be correct in your assessment that it is
doomed. 5. Do you like (in no particular order): Donny Osmond, David Cassidy,
John Travolta (and all other things Î70s)? 6. Have you experienced recurring depression, anxiety attacks
etc? 7. Do you have a good Thai recipe? 8. Do you have any advice for me? Iâve got a troubled mind! 9, How do YOU reconcile that Îlife is shortâ in your mind? 10. If you wanted to attain something, but fear held you back, and the
occasional depression/anxiety attack... how would you ensure you met that
goal, despite hang-ups?
Relationship marketing on the
internet
During interactive media class yesterday, Mike Molesworth, the lecturer was talking about how companies and dotcoms were taking advantage of some features of the internet and using them to build relationships with their customers. The internet can deliver one-to-one communications at a cost effective
and time-efficient manner (eg through mass mailing). The internet is
perfectly suited to collect information through questionaires and to build
databases through bots. And unlike services which involve human
interaction at many stages of the fulfilment process, the internet can
deliver more consistent, faster and more convenient service through
automated processes. Then the lecture moved onto how the internet could be used to compete
and to disrupt a competitorâs relationship with its customers. For example
by providing fast database update services that make it convenient for
customers to switch to another service with just a simple mouse-click.
ãNow can anyone tell me,ä asked Mike, ãhow you think Yahoo might get
its hands on Hotmailâs customers?ä ãWell,ä said a small voice at the back of the class (I think it was
mine), ãthey could buy Hotmail.ä Hmm. Don't think that was the answer he was looking for.
Monday, February 05, 2023
Apology
I got the shock of my life when I tested my bio page just now. It had pictures of me pasted all over the background. I'm vain, but geez that was too much. I'm terribly sorry for that mistake. Now the 10 people who visited the page in the last 24 hours will think I'm narcistic. Argh! And I also apologise for writing that long-winded post down there. It won't happen again. I re-read it just now and I said,"Who in the hell writes long-winded posts like that. Oh, it is I."
$£%$£%£$$£!!! Blogger ate my
archives
For some strange reason or other all my entries before February have disappeared.
Baby organs: a public relations
perspective
[warning: long-winded news media analysis post] There is another controversy in the UK and all the talk show hosts are
having a field day. A couple of weeks ago, a government inquiry board released a report on
reports that Alder Hey hospital had been harvesting organs from cadavers
of babies without permission from the parents. The organs were then either
kept in storage in a warehouse facility in Alder Hey or given to
pharmaceutical companies for medical research. It is believed that Alder
Hey received some remuneration for their donation. Although it is not
stated in news reports, it is unlikely that the organs were offered for
transplant because of the strict regime involved in organ transplant
donation. The controversy arose when the parents of the babies shocked that
pieces of their beloved babies were taken out of them and began a pressure
group, alerting the media to their pain. The issues have farther reaching consequences than a group of aggrieved
parents. It seems that the baby organ transplants programme of the NHS is
under more pressure. They claim that organ donation has become drier than
the drought it is already suffering from since the story of Alder Hey
leaked two years ago. And the NHS (National Health Service) is looking for
someone to blame. A pathologist was quickly identified by the media, through the Alder
Hey report, as the person who ordered the organ retention policy. His name
is Professor Dick van Helzen. It also arose that van Helzen has falsified
some documents to expedite the harvesting. At the government inquiry, van Helzen, a Dutch national, defended his
policy by saying that the children were "much too precious to die without
making use of every single scrap of information which could help the next
child." Unfortunately, he did not stick to that line when he gave his first and
only interview last night -- to BBC TV news. Instead, he seemed under a
great deal of stress from the glare of media pressure. He did not come off
well. He began blaming the management of the hospital and the management
of the NHS for mismanagement and lack of support that led to him making
the decisions that led to the harvesting. What's more, the reporter seemed
intent on painting a bleak picture of van Helzen by focusing on his
nervousness which irritated van Helzen even further. I'm not saying that what van Helzen did was right. But he cannot waste
time focusing on anything else but the main issue at stake: the lives of
children. In order to do that, van Helzen has to take control of the situation
and his public image and stop allowing the new media to ride rough-shod
over him. He must realise that the party who is most concerned with the
issue is neither the parents, nor the public inquiry board, nor the news
media, nor the NHS. Rather, it is the uninvolved general public. Therefore he needs to a) hire an experienced public relations consultant who can act as his
spokesperson and control his news media image b) stay calm. Nothing convinces the public of guilt more than a nervous
person. c) stop giving interviews. He's terrible at them. And besides which,
the news media seems to be taking the side of the aggrieved parents. d) stick to his altruistic
I-did-it-for-the-greater-good-of-all-the-living-children defence, when he
gives his testimony, instead of trying to drag the NHS and Alder Hey
hospital down with him. He will look better in the eyes of the public for
it. e) realise that the decision of the public inquiry will be coloured by
the mood of the public. He needs to win the general public over in order
to survive. f) bring the level of emotion down. High-running emotions do not help
his case. g) get the parents of babies whom he has saved with his research into
cot death to vouch for him in calm TV news interviews so as to shift the
focus to living children. h) try to get photos of him with happy children in his arms and happy
parents beaming at him to the news media. He needs to communicate that
parents do have trust in him. i) try to communicate his expertise with pathology to build
credibility. He needs to explain all the work he has done in children's
medicine and to explain the results in terms of lives saved. Footnote: I'm starting to think that the forced resignation of Peter Mandelson was timed to coincide with the release of the government inquiry in order to wag the dog.
Sunday, February 04, 2023
More question fun!
I had to scale back the number of questions on the question form to 10. The task of thinking of 20 appropriately interesting questions seems rather daunting. I tried it and found myself having to rely on inspiration from interview websites. Here's 10 from Rhiana.
Thanks, Rhiana! 1. What do you think of Pearl Jam? So I've placed their debut album on my Amazon.com wishlist to remind me
to get a copy. 2. Who is your favorite writer? 3. How old are you? 4. Have you heard of Jeff Buckley? On Amazon.com, a
reviewer wrote: "Resembling at times a soft-sung Robert Plant, Buckley
was an intuitive vocalist capable of dizzying arabesques and choir-boy
sweetness. He is joined here by a tight band for 10 tracks highlighting
his stylistic range--Pearl Jam bluesy on 'Eternal Life', impossibly serene
on Leonard Cohen's 'Hallelujah', art-school noisy on 'So Real', Led Zep
daring on 'Mojo Pin.'" I figure anybody who covers Leonard Cohen must be interesting enough to
listen to. And I've placed his Grace album on my Amazon wishlist. 5. Do you have any goldfish? 6. Do you like peppermint tea? 7. Is your car of choice a Dodge Dart? 8. What was the name of your first crush? 9. Have you read anything by Sylvia Plath? Sounds interesting. I've placed it on my Amazon wishlist. 10. If you are what you eat, what are you most of the time?
Bio
I've just completed a bio of myself and I've placed it on the menu link with my name on it. Promise not to laugh.
Cascading style sheets
Spent some time last night practicing the defining and use of cascading style sheets as well as tables. I'm confident enough to be able to put it on my resume. I also planned out the look of the site. But I won't be attempting to
implement it so soon because if I know me, I'll get too obsessed with
it... for several days. Now... can anyone tell me why in the hell Netscape 4.6 in both Macintosh and PC ignores a lot of style commands (eg when I define table widths and set some font sizes in a style-sheet, it ignores it).
Saturday, February 03, 2023
Javascript screw-up
To all those who tried to get into the site on Saturday and couldn't, my apologies. There was a screw-up with the server of the counter I was using. I suspect they went down because the log shows no visitors since 4am. And every time the javascript was called up, it took ages to confirm that the counter script could not properly execute and subsequently some connections timed out. I have removed the counter.
20 questions
Somebody took advantage of the 20 questions form I put on the menu. 1. What is the integer between 19 and 21? 2. What is your favourite food, if any? 3. Would you find pornography as erotic if you could see a fresh
(non-decomposing) corpse in the background? 4. Have you ever considered moving to Canada? 5. Are you curious about cannibalism? 6. Do good things happen to good people? 7. Do you find it difficult to think up more than eight vaguely
intimate questions? 8. Have you ever had a member of the same sex cause you to question
your sexual orientation? 9. Who was your favourite character from Sesame Street? 10. Are you familiar with the writings of Bertrand Russell? 11. Do you think my questions suck? 12. In twenty words or less, what is your opinion on
women? 13. In what direction does your penis slant while erect, if any?
Content is king
That is the worst reason I have ever heard of to excuse the lack of an ability to come up with a decent design concept or design communication for a website. Yeah, I'll be the first to admit that this page still doesn't look as good as a lot of the pages that were created by web designers. But what do I know. I'm not a web designer. Content is king! Content is king!
Friday, February 02, 2023
I am also a violator
Namezero has just sent me warning letters to say that I've violated some part of my contract with them so they are taking back my free domains. Anybody want timyang.com or ghorakzo.com?
I've gone catabolic
Catabolism is a process in the human body when your muscles, not getting enough nutrition, start to convert themselves to energy. It's part of the human body's natural system of checks and balances to ensure that it does not expend more energy than it should. But it is a body builder's worst nightmare. Basically, it means I'm
shrinking and I've lost weight. All thanks to the lack of appetite from
the depressive state I've been in. Hmph. I've got to fix that manic-depressive problem before starting my next
round of training. Damn. I used to be able to press my own body weight in
squats. Now I've got to re-adjust that back by 40lbs to compensate for the
loss of muscle tissue. I'm also turning out to be a liar. I said two
days ago that I would stop blogging in order to concentrate on
studies. So what do I do? I go out and borrow a book on HTML and dynamic
HTML in order to make improvements to the blog site. And I can't stop writing... argh! Once these babies get on a keyboard, they just move all on their own.
Thursday, February 01, 2023
I need to get a digital camera
When I get back to work, the first thing I need to get is a digital camera. I can't stand not having the ability to pepper my pages with photos of everything around here.
Elaine
My dad died not too long ago. I didn't attend his funeral because I didn't feel like it. It's like me going to the funeral of Bob Hartlet, someone I don't know and whose email address I have just made up. My dad was a nasty person who treated everyone like crap and had no understanding of how to communicate or had any empathy for anyone other than himself. (Hmm... maybe that's where I got all those traits from.) My childhood could be easily turned to a whopping sequel to Tobias
Wolfe's "This Boy's Life" or a Dickensian "Oliver Twist", if only my
therapist would agree to hypnotise me to remove the memory blocks I'd
placed there years ago. I even offered to cut her in on my royalties. I stay in contact with Elaine, my dad's second wife. I like her a lot.
She married him several years after my mom and dad got divorced. And the
two of them discovered religion together and became staunch supporters of
their church. She is a loving and caring person which is why I tolerate
(and am amused by) her numerous attempts to convert me to Christianity.
"Tim, why didn't you come to your father's funeral?" "I didn't like him." "Why not?" "To me he was a stupid and worthless person. (pause) "I know you don't like to hear me saying that, Elaine, but I know I'm
not the only person to tell you that. I like you and I don't want to hide
the truth from you. ... Hmm... perhaps I should hide the truth from you
because I do like you. Well, it's too late, the cat's out. "But there is one thing he did right and that was to marry you. And he
introduced us. In marriage, the two of you became as Kurt Vonnegut put it
"a nation of one". You were both one half of a distinct personality who
eventually melded together to form one. And I mean that in a nice way. "You became his connection with the real world. His crutch on whom he
relied so heavily. I can tell he changed a great deal from the day he met
you. Your counsel and your friendship made him a better person, even if in
the end he didn't become a good person. I want you to know that I value
you for that. For giving my dad a chance." And at that moment, in Elaine, I found my salvation in a little forgiveness for the poor stupid bastard. |
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