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Thursday February 17

Bush's Urgent and Confidential Business Proposal

This is quite funny. What if GW Bush wrote an email like a Nigerian email scammer. I wish there was an updated version of this for the social security proposal.

Dear Sir / Madam,

I am GEORGE WALKER BUSH, son of the former president of the United States of America George Herbert Walker Bush, and currently serving as President of the United States of America. This letter might surprise you because we have not met neither in person nor by correspondence. I came to know of you in my search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential business transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to an account requiring maximum confidence.

I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance in acquiring oil funds that are presently trapped in the republic of Iraq. My partners and I solicit your assistance in completing a transaction begun by my father, who has long been actively engaged in the extraction of petroleum in the United States of America, and bravely served his country as director of the United States Central Intelligence Agency.

Read the full text here:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushbizproposal.htm

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