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10 signs that you may be drinking too much coffee
I love this list! Here are my favourites:

10. Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
9. You answer the door before people knock.
8. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
7. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
6. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
5. You can jump-start your car without cables.
4. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
3. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
2. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.


1. Cocaine is a downer.

posted at 05:01:50 PM on 06/28/2001 by timyang - Category: General


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