No deal
A guy enters a ritzy restaurant and he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of merlot to be sent to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she would be his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the girl, saying, "This is from the gentleman."

She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.

The note says: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 8 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, he sends his own note back to her which reads, "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage. Plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."